“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable
i honestly don’t know where all the john-green hate comes from
SO MY MOUTH HURTS SO I’M CRANKY. Best farewell line ever!
American Horror Story: Freak Show.
CAST CONFIRMED: Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Frances Conroy, Gabourey Sidibe, Jamie Brewer, Michael Chiklis, Denis O’Hare and Emma Roberts.
not emma roberts uuuuuughhhh
i cannot take ahs seriously with emma fucking unfabulous basic roberts
I’m really excited but Taissa?
WHERE IS TAISSA
Ryan Murphy, take Emma Roberts out of there and put Zachary Awesome Quinto instead, please.
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
WHAT? SARAH PAULSON IS GAY? I mean… good for her! But how did I not know this before? Stupid me.
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Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.–
Unknown (via stevenbong)
OMG. This is so accurate it hurts.
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When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.
Number one rule of Tumblr.
Well hello tumblr daddy
Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F
I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?
You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.
Average American Grading Scale:
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
F- 59 and under
And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
A - 100-93
B - 92-85
C - 84-78
D - 77-70
F - 69 and below
Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier?
No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?
UK Grading Scale
Below 40: F
next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid
i’m gonna remind you
that our “average” is your “A”
#is that true?
Yep I was shocked when I heard this in a different post but a Google search pulls up a ton of sites backing this up.
Shit son I woulda passed College Algebra with an A in the UK. And I spent the end of the semester in perpetual fear that I would fail and have to retake the class.
And basically as an American you’re expected to get 80 or higher. Technically 70s are considered ‘average’ but there is such a level of pressure to get a B or higher, that Cs have become equal to Ds. Basically anything under 60 you might as well gotten a 0, and anything between 60-80 is considered practically failing. So basically schools have to be designed to make sure majority of students are getting 80s or higher on specific topics, which means you’re spending all your time going over a few choice facts a billion times and there is very little room to teach anything else. Which explains why American schools are of such low quality. The insane demand on the students ends up wrecking their education. Not only do you not have time to teach them anything, but they end up hating learning. Even outside of school your life is dedicated to memorizing these few dumb facts because your homework ends up taking hours of your time. A teacher from one subject says they expect you to spend 2 hours every night on their homework. And if you’re studying 5 subjects and they all demand that 2 hours? Good fucking luck, because if you don’t have straight all 80s or higher you’re not getting into a good college and college degrees have somehow become the minimum requirement for getting jobs.
I spent most of my junior year of high school in a state of constant panic that I was going to get a C in Honors Physics much less fail the class. If I got a C on my report card, I was grounded until the next one. I lost count of the times I’d wake up at five in the morning to take the early bus to go in for zero hour before school actually started for the day
File this under the exact reason so many Americans detest going to school.
I only now have to use the lettering system, but wow that’s kinda messed up. Like I need a 82 for an A in most classes…
In Spain maximum is 10 so it goes:
Below 5: F
But we have fucking decimals, so if you get let’s say an 8.9, the teacher can write 8 or 9 on your grades paper. We are educated to fucking beg for a decimal.
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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
Well done, i guess…
I fucked up
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I don’t even do either of these. I pull my arms into the sleeves, through the bottom, then slip it above the head.
My attempts to do the other two methods resulted in failure and immense confusion.
Same here. I couldn’t figure out the other ways.
I’m so gonna make a study out of this. I’ll keep you posted.
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if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
I’ll reblog this everytime it pops up on my dash. It is so fucking important for people to realize about this.